Friday, January 30, 2009

Media Report: John Updike Dies. (Yay!)

Acclaimed literary "yardstick" passes away at 76


Before you all go off half-cocked and send me a bunch of hate email saying how insensitive I am with that title, let me explain. If you sit back for a moment and conjure up some images of various celebrities, I can guarantee you that there will not be a single writer among your mental list (well, apart from me, that is).

I'm encouraged that John Updike's passing is considered a lead story. So, therefore, the "yay" in the title of this posting refers to the "media report" part, not the "John Updike dies" part. I only hope that this next generation comes to have some degree of admiration for writers: journalists, novelists, satirists, poets, what have you.

It is thought that this is Updike's last bit of wordsmithing, something he wrote as he pondered his destiny while at his hospice:

It came to me the other day:
Were I to die, no one would say,
'Oh, what a shame! So young, so full
Of promise - depths unplumbable!
Instead, a shrug and tearless eyes
Will greet my overdue demise;
The wide response will be, I know,
'I thought he died a while ago.'
For life's a shabby subterfuge,
And death is real, and dark, and huge.
The shock of it will register
Nowhere but where it will occur.

- John Updike

Monday, January 19, 2009

Writing on Wall: Mac to Become Extinct


As much as I just love my Apple toys, my beloved iMac, my iPod Touch, my iPhone appendage, I cannot help but sense that these goodies are living on borrowed time. In 5 years, Apple be all but dead.

Thinking with your brain instead of your heart, the evidence is unmistakable.
In 1997, Apple was on life support. There was an operating system that sufficient. The machines that Apple offered, like the Performa, looked just like a PC, very vanilla. They had niche software that never became mainstream. And that was pretty much it. Then came Steve Jobs.

Okay, so that was 1997, lets look at Apple since then. Let's look at what Apple has done under the Steve Jobs regime.

Portable media
Launched in 2001, the Apple iPod took off like an unbelievable wild-fire. Anyone wanna disagree with me on that? Steve Jobs saw a gaping hole, the public was making due with 16 MB mp3 (remember the Nomad?) players that had all sorts of compatibility, usability, and cost issues. The iPod was Steve Jobs' baby, the iPod alone could be said to have raised Apple from the ashes.

Music industry
Along with the iPod came this nifty bit of software called iTunes. Now, I'm not going to insult anyone's intelligence by giving a history of iTunes. Can we agree that Apple's revenue agreements with the Music Industry have been revolutionary? Can we agree that Steve Jobs got that one right too?

Mobile technology
Like a Russian Chess Master, Steve Jobs saw a logical "next move" with the iPod. Turn it into a phone as well. 'Nuff said. Give him props for this too.

The iMac and OS X
Steve Jobs first love was the Personal Computer. What was a basic console and clunky monitor (the Apple Performa) is now a gorgeous iMac, which is the centre-piece of my living room. The freaking thing is gorgeous. This is all in addition to the rock-solid Mac OS X on top of an Intel CPU. We toast Steve Jobs for this.

Sadly, we know that Steve has a health issue that some say is terminal. I don't want to believe this, but I have to shake my head and realize that it very well could be very bad. This all points to Steve leaving Apple for obvious health reasons. I have read the Mac sites, and Steve Jobs has apparently been grooming a few people. Who are we kidding? You're going to groom someone to be like Steve Jobs?

No, I don't like the future. I sincerely hope that I am dead wrong, but I see Apple doing a holding pattern for a couple years, then the vision will be all but gone.

You see, Microsoft is not run by idiots. They see this, and there is a strong chance that Windows 7, which is a Ballmer OS, not a Gates OS, could supplant OS X as most intuitive, most secure, and most beautiful.

I'm too depressed to go one here. I gotta get myself a Starbucks Venti Organic Chai Tea Misto Sugar-Free vanilla.

Anyone got any evidence to contradict me here? Anyone?? For the love of God, Anyone??

Friday, January 16, 2009

Okay! I Get it! It's a Recession!



I'm going to drop a challenge. I challenge you to flick on the news, or read your favourite major news website, and not hear or read the word "recession". Make no mistake about it. You will hear this word.

The word "recession" is a scary word, no question. None of us say "it’s a recession! Yesssssss!". It’s a word that evokes fear. This is what the media is counting on. They need you to feel scared. They know that fear will instantly grab your attention, which will make you watch the news, spend more reading time on the website.

You will now watch the news, you will analyze it, determining if any of it affects you. Will I lose my job? Will my holdings plummet in value? However, what you will also do is watch the Acura commercial, also the Arby’s ad, and maybe even a commercial telling you about an exciting new program which is on later on tonight, so you can watch it and see MORE commercials. See how it works?

It’s a media fear competition.
It’s the 2009 "Fear Olympics".

First up, Britain:
Warning of Worst Recession in Decades
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/economics/article5529671.ece
Next up, Spain
Spain Faces Worst Recession in 50 Years
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601085&sid=aQYlaf0MK4zc&refer=europe

Now, it’s the U.S.
Fed Warns of Worsening Recession
http://money.cnn.com/2009/01/06/news/economy/fed_minutes/index.htm
Finally, here’s Canada
Canada Heading into 9 Month Recession
http://www.cbc.ca/money/story/2009/01/14/conference-board-outlook-january.html
Who wins the Gold? No one! We're in a recession, dammit!

Scared yet? Even if you are in a secure job, with a decent cashflow position, all this news might make you think twice about buying that new Fridge, or that new Honda, or buying that vacation package. This is the problem that more and more voices are beginning to identify.

It’s the whole "Psychology of Fear" thing that the media does so well. Good for selling commercials. Bad for the Economy.
The articles are starting to crop up now. But don't look for them on CNN, CBC, or the BBC. You'll have to really look.
I figure around April, people are going to tune out the whole "recession-talk" thing. Then the people will open their wallets again, they will buy the Fridge and the Honda, the economy-furnace will stoke-up again.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Swede No More! Stop the Madness!



After reading the print and online sports media for awhile, you get used to certain little cute aphorisms. For example, they use "Buds" instead of "Maple Leafs", "Great One" instead of "Wayne Gretzky", you get the picture. But there is one in particular that I have had it up to here with. "Pray tell, whatever is it" you ask?


I'm here to ask you all to join with me and put an end to the word "Swede" as a pun for "sweet". Enough is enough, media! Do you hear me TSN? Sportsnet, you got that?


The following examples are recent:

Swede option for Flames - (Calgary Sun) which refers to the Calgary Flames' Mikael Backlund being sent to the Kelowna Rockets.


Backlund ready to enjoy a Swede time in Calgary - (Calgary Herald) refers to same event.


How Swede it is - (Edmonton Sun) referring to Mats Sundin joining the Canucks.


Enough is enough guys! And by the way, this has nothing to do with my living in Sweden as a wee lad. I have no loyalties there. I cheered loud when Canada beat Sweden at the World Juniors this month.


You media types are driving me nuts with this. I'm begging you… STOP!!


Friday, January 02, 2009

My 2008

There are quite a few things to look forward to in 2009:

- My youngest boy's first year of skool. Grade 1. Hope he does gooder at scool then me.
- Also, my youngest boy's first year of hockey
- My oldest boy's first year of Pee-Wee. Big because of the following formula: [Pee-Wee = Hitting]
- We've booked our DisneyWorld trip for November 2009. Disney Yacht Club, but we're on the waiting list for Disney Beach Club.

But 2008 was no slouch either.

April - oldest boy's first year of lacrosse, my first year coaching
June - saw Las Vegas for the first time. However, I was there on business, didn't get to see much.
July - bought a new vehicle, my 2008 Honda Odyssey. Love it!!
July - also acquired new motor home. A nifty 1997 Volkswagen Eurovan. Grandfather bought it, but is not able to drive anymore. Anyone in the market for an RV?
August - got myself an iPhone. No, I don't regret the purchase or the contract.
September - new family business gets off ground. An Accounting Services firm. The wife makes VP/partner (there's some patronage for you).
November - spent two weeks in Hawaii with the family. All survived.
December - built one hell of a nice rink, after three years of learning from my other pathetic attempts.

So, good-bye 2008. Bring on 2009. Should be a good one.