Monday, November 27, 2006

How We Elect Our Leader in Alberta



As you may be aware by the headlines, our province, the Province of Alberta, is in the throws of electing a new leader for the reigning PC Party. But this isn't just any ordinary let's-elect-a-leader-for-our-party convention, the leader-elect is assured to be leader of the Government of Alberta.


Please read the below carefully.


Here's a few snippets from Wikipedia:


  • Candidates are approved by public referendum

  • Citizens over sixteen years of age who have not been found guilty of a criminal offense can vote

  • Individual vote totals, which are invariably high, are not verified by non-partisan, independent, or non-state organs and observers

  • The elected leader of the party is automatically considered leader of the government, opposition, though constitutionally recognized, is largely inconsequential

  • Members of the Party elect the leader through popular vote, not ordinary citizens

  • The government has full fiscal and administrative responsibility for the health care of its citizens

  • Government has had one-party rule for decades

To be honest, I couldn't find a PC Party Wikipedia entry, so the above comes from the Wikipedia article on the Cuban Government.


There is one main difference, however. Our current, and our next leader, will not have a beard.




8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish we were in Cuba right now... smoking cigars, drinking Pina Coladas and spreading communism and humanity across the globe.

Plosivity said...

I'm sure your co-workers wish the same.

Anonymous said...

yeah but your mama doesn't... she can't live without the 'rockstar'.

Plosivity said...

My mama would kick your monkey ass clear over to Havana and shove a lit cigar up your ass.

Anyone's mama could.

Anonymous said...

that's right, I forgot that your mama is a bouncer at the Cecil Hotel. Please call off the hit...

Plosivity said...

You hanging at the Cecil these days?

Incidently, she applied for a job at the Cecil, but she was rejected for having too many teeth.

Anonymous said...

Hey man! Is there something wrong with working at the Cecil? They have benefits!

Anonymous said...

One benefit is to provide a bottle of Scope for each waitress. Proper sanitation is always required for repeat customer business.