BEHOLD YE MERE MORTALS. HERE ARE SWAMI HUTCH'S MUCH ANTICIPATED PREDICTIONS FOR 2007
Such as the Winnipegger has a natural gift of odor, or the hard core UNIX user has a natural gift of acne, I was born with a psychic ability to see into the technological future. Here now are my predictions for 2007. After reading this, you'll be amazed. How does he do it?
I'm about to gaze into my crystal balls...
"Oh Crystal Ball! Show me now the future! What will be in 2007!"
(1) The Crystal Ball is showing that Windows Vista has launched. Less than 24 hours after launch, it's first security flaw will be announced.
(2) I'm seeing that Both HD-DVD and Blu-Ray formats will be cracked, and widely available.
(3) I'm also seeing that a big Hi-Tech firm will be implicated in a stock scandal, or options scandal.
(4) Now the Crystal Ball shows me two big Tech firms, they are merging. One has bought the other and they are now one.
(5) I now see through the magic of the Crystal Ball that Bill Gates will get richer in 2007.
(6) Now it looks like the sale of LCD display technology is really taking off, especially for HDTV. Plasma will take a back-seat to LCD.
(7) Now the Crystal Ball finally shows me that Apple products' sales will continue to grow.
I know. You're asking yourself, "how does he do it?" These are pretty bold predictions, I realize. But you can take them to the bank.
2 comments:
I think I speak for most of your readership when I say "Please refrain from gazing into your crystal balls."
"Hear, Hear!"
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