Apparently you can't put a Hippopotamus in a crate for 29 hours and expect it to do so well. We know this because we have experts to tell us this. I just read this crazy article that begun with the words: "'Twenty-nine hours is too long for most animals to be transported in a crate' said an expert." While you may be quick to dismiss this as normal liberal media bias, you may be shocked to find out these other facts about zoo animals:- Most require a substance to be regularly ingested, this substance is called "food".
- Zookeepers are required to close door to animal enclosures, or else they'll escape.
- Putting Zebras in the same enclosure as the Lions has a negative effect on the Zebra.
- Despite the claims made in movies such as "Barnyard", "Ice Age", and "Lion King", the animals can't actually talk.
- Spider monkeys don't make cobwebs.
- Lastly, despite the bad smell and the proliferation of un-hygienic bipedal creatures, "Winnipeg" is not an actual zoo.
As we advance in society, the science of biology and zoology also must advance. But I think we can learn from our friends in Saskatchewan. They seem to sincerely "get it". They seem to understand the true nature of animals (see below picture for evidence):
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Can someone please explain that Saskatoon billboard to me?
I believe our friends in Saskatchewan are trying to say that vegetables aren't food, but what food eats.
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