Heather Mills McCartney was awarded $48 Million today in what some media outlets are reporting as a "surprise" ruling. Her now ex-husband, who I will not name as to not offend your intelligence (Paul McCartney for you people schooled in Winnipeg), is worth quite a bit more. She was looking for around $250 Million, but the judges, possible devout Beatles fans, saw fit to lower that amount.Inspired by this news, I have come to a life-altering decision. I plan to tell my wife that I'm going on a business trip. I'll then fly to England and begin my secret courtship of Heather. I'll throw some charm, and some wit in her general direction and stand back as she practically tosses the dough at me. I mean, that's how I met my wife of 15 years. I practically snapped my fingers and she came runnin'. (not to worry, she doesn't read this blog, I’m safe)
Actually, on second thought, not sure I'll have time. I'm coaching lacrosse this spring and summer, so I'm not sure I'll get the chance.
Damn.
4 comments:
I love how she said her daughter is forced to live on £35,000 a year and will have to travel B class. $70,000 is still a tidy sum for a four year old to live on wouldn't you think? Are you sure you want to get involved with a woman like that? Sir Paul has to pay for her Nanny, why don't you apply for that position?
On second thought, you're right. I think I'll go after Paul instead.
You may have a tough job, words out, Paul may now know what a pre-nup is.
I do however see you succeeding in the nanny stint, you can always go to Disneyworld!
So if Heather Mills gets $48 million of McCartney's fortune and you get the same percentage of Heather Mills' fortune, then let's see here.... (sound of adding machine tapping) Nope, I don't think it is worth the 2 bucks you are going to pilfer from her.
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